The Capitalist Republic of The Recinos Corporation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alan Emiliano Recinos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.955 billion Recinos Corporationians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Recinos Corporationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion Federals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 139,540 Federals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Recinos Corporation's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Recinos Corporation is ranked 100,108^th in the world and 4,192^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 82.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.